And also im bored...........

SO HERES A JOKE
3 adventurers Philip,Kyle,and Diego who wonderd around the forest and got captured by tribes.
The tribes chief said that they will be good for sacrifice but the 3 begged for mercy.The chief gave them another chance if they go to the forest and bring some fruits and if they escape they will be decapitated and shrink there heads.So they wonderd off again to bring some fruits.The 2 came back Philip and Kyle.
Philip offered bananas while Kyle offers small berries.The chief said to pick one fruit and screw that in your ass but if you laugh we will hack you to death.So Philip came first he slowly screwed the banana in his ass but due it was a very funny punishment he laughed and got killed and went to heaven.During his time in heaven Kyle followed.Philip asked why did you laugh when the berries are so easy.Kyle answerd that the berries was doing fine but a second later I saw Diego carrying a PINEAPPLE.